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To simplify things, gravity, besides Newton's and Einstein's definition, is simply a force that attracts all objects to all other objects. In one word, I say it's the verb "pull."

Science and grammar have ways of defining things, but what I'm trying to know here is explain this repetitive incident way back during my younger years when every time (or let's say, most of the time) strangely inexplicable things have always been blamed on "gravity."

"Why is the sky blue?" Because of the gravity of the earth. "Why is the teacher giving us hard quizzes?" Because of the gravity of the earth. "Why do you have pimples?" Because of the gravity of the earth. "Why are you in love???" Errr, because of the gravity of the earth?

Therefore, gravity, other than being simply "pull" has a do with (almost) all things. It's the reason of all reasons. Or better yet, the reason when there's no reason.

Which brings me back to the this little nook. I know why the sky is blue, gray and orange. I know why the teacher wanted to punish us with a hundred item quiz. I don't have pimples. I am not in love (maybe). But why am I writing this? I guess I have to do away with the great reason or excuse, "because of the gravity of the earth!"

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4 February 10

I (have a) sore deal

Read again, if you please, the title without reading the words inside the parentheses. I sore deal. Yes, you said it right, I sore deal. Which sounds pretty much like something that could relieve chest pain. I sore deal, I mean, Isordil!

Isordil® (isosorbide dinitrate) Titradose® tablets are indicated for the prevention of angina pectoris due to coronary artery disease.

The underlined words seem complicated enough, and I don’t want to expound on it. It’s such a sore. But what’s more sore is, today, I paid a certain amount so that I, and 3 others could buy 15 tablets with that brand name. Not that we have angina, but simply to add up to the 35 tabs that was left under our care. So, let’s do a little math: 35 + 15 = 50.

Those 50 tabs will be returned to the pharmacy for an exchange of 50 Isoket tabs which will be again, left under, well, our care. Gawd.

This job’s such a pain in the pocket, not on the chest. Can anyone please prescribe me (or us) meds for this?

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh